A Mark's Open Letter To The Merch Girl

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A open letter from an independent wrestling fan to his favorite merch stand girl.

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first time i saw you it was at a c-z
w show, and you had gotten in the ring
i believe that they had tommy dreammer there
and he hugged you and you teased your hair
and all of the fans at the arena that day
they hooted and hollered and screamed your name
and you covered your mouth and you started to blush
and than all my blood just started to rush

I had thought i had saw you on the internet
selling graphic t shirts i would never forget
live tweeting every monday night
while making gear for Claudio Castignoli

Yolanda-I have never met you yet
Yolanda-but you accepted my friend request
Yolanda-I see all your t-shirts online
Yolanda-And i'm sure they'd fit me just fine
Yolanda-you try and make it to every indy show
Yolanda-and i would just like to know
Yolanda-i think we should have a drink or two
Yolanda-after ISW

Rahway Easton Danbury, The hammerstien and South Philly
all the shows that i go to, the only thing i see is you
sell your gimmicks to the fans, like your the only merch stand
and everytime your smile beams,it reminds me of the homicides theme
I may only be a fat lonely white guy
that only fits in a double x size
i'm not be david starr or jt dunn
but my juicy product is fun

I had thought i had saw you on the internet
selling graphic t shirts i would never forget
live tweeting every monday night
while making gear for half of the Kings Of Wrestling

Yolanda-I have never met you yet
Yolanda-but you accepted my friend request
Yolanda-I see all your t-shirts online
Yolanda-And i'm sure they'd fit me just fine
Yolanda-you try and make it to every indy show
Yolanda-and i would just like to know
Yolanda-i think we should have a drink or two
Yolanda-after ISW

I had thought i had saw you on the internet
selling graphic t shirts i would never forget
live tweeting every monday night
while making gear for Antonio Cesaro

Yolanda-I have never met you yet
Yolanda-but you accepted my friend request
Yolanda-I see all your t-shirts online
Yolanda-And i'm sure they'd fit me just fine
Yolanda-you try and make it to every indy show
Yolanda-and i would just like to know
Yolanda-i think we should have a drink or two
Yolanda-after ISW

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from Boner Jam​:​The Album (EP), track released February 23, 2015

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Chris The Ref Scranton, Pennsylvania

Interspecies Wrestling's own Chris Decker is taking his musical chops and applying them to Independent Wrestling. These Indy Wrestling related releases will be a great addition to any fan of Acoustic music, Folk Punk or any fan of independent music. Along with any fan of Independent Wrestling. ... more

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