Boner Jam​:​The Album (EP)

by Chris The Ref

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First EP of the solo effort of Chris Decker from Clayton Ravine. A few light hearted songs about the Independent Wrestling scene and its sights and sounds.

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released February 23, 2015

Chris Decker-Guitar (Acoustic, Classical) Banjo, Mandolin, Hi-Hat, Whistle

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Chris The Ref Scranton, Pennsylvania

Interspecies Wrestling's own Chris Decker is taking his musical chops and applying them to Independent Wrestling. These Indy Wrestling related releases will be a great addition to any fan of Acoustic music, Folk Punk or any fan of independent music. Along with any fan of Independent Wrestling. ... more

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Track Name: Long Badd Night In Hartford CT
we had got the note,
that we were playing the warped tour
Rotch had set up in QC, and Hack took care of it in CT
for a long weekend on the road
So I and that man
from Craigslist hit the dusty trail
his man would get there later that night, so we decided to take the ride
But sadly we did not know

that when we arrived I started drinking
like I was 23
too bad i let my college instincts
get the better of me

so i passed out on the motel floor,
because i couldn't take anymore

it was one long night
in Connecticut
it was one badd night
in Connecticut

I drank liquor after beer
and i was not in the clear
it made for one long badd night, in Hartford Connecticut

I started seeing things,
monsters who could practiced law
ninjas who had attitudes,
and zombies who i thought were rude
and a giant lab created rabbit
and the bar started
to fill up with Canadians
and they could drink better than me,
slowly i tried to flee the scene
but before I had it (I saw all of the shots)

coming out and you know that
tequila makes things unclear
all i know is that GLAAD boys were drinking
many pints of craft beer.

and IPA's aren't very cheap
so i drank the shots till i went asleep

it was one long night
in Connecticut
it was one badd night
in Connecticut

I drank liquor after beer
and i was not in the clear
it made for one long badd night, in Hartford Connecticut

And Ed Wood was there,
Shayne Hawk was there,
Bill Carr was there
And Pinkie Sanchez was there!!!!

Warped tour started at about
12:30 that following day
and i'd be damned to miss out
because of a

few to many the night before
that had my lying on the motel floor

it was one badd night
in Connecticut
it was one long night
in Connecticut

I drank liquor after beer
and i was not in the clear
it made for one long badd night, in Hartford Connecticut
Track Name: A Mark's Open Letter To The Merch Girl
first time i saw you it was at a c-z
w show, and you had gotten in the ring
i believe that they had tommy dreammer there
and he hugged you and you teased your hair
and all of the fans at the arena that day
they hooted and hollered and screamed your name
and you covered your mouth and you started to blush
and than all my blood just started to rush

I had thought i had saw you on the internet
selling graphic t shirts i would never forget
live tweeting every monday night
while making gear for Claudio Castignoli

Yolanda-I have never met you yet
Yolanda-but you accepted my friend request
Yolanda-I see all your t-shirts online
Yolanda-And i'm sure they'd fit me just fine
Yolanda-you try and make it to every indy show
Yolanda-and i would just like to know
Yolanda-i think we should have a drink or two
Yolanda-after ISW

Rahway Easton Danbury, The hammerstien and South Philly
all the shows that i go to, the only thing i see is you
sell your gimmicks to the fans, like your the only merch stand
and everytime your smile beams,it reminds me of the homicides theme
I may only be a fat lonely white guy
that only fits in a double x size
i'm not be david starr or jt dunn
but my juicy product is fun

I had thought i had saw you on the internet
selling graphic t shirts i would never forget
live tweeting every monday night
while making gear for half of the Kings Of Wrestling

Yolanda-I have never met you yet
Yolanda-but you accepted my friend request
Yolanda-I see all your t-shirts online
Yolanda-And i'm sure they'd fit me just fine
Yolanda-you try and make it to every indy show
Yolanda-and i would just like to know
Yolanda-i think we should have a drink or two
Yolanda-after ISW

I had thought i had saw you on the internet
selling graphic t shirts i would never forget
live tweeting every monday night
while making gear for Antonio Cesaro

Yolanda-I have never met you yet
Yolanda-but you accepted my friend request
Yolanda-I see all your t-shirts online
Yolanda-And i'm sure they'd fit me just fine
Yolanda-you try and make it to every indy show
Yolanda-and i would just like to know
Yolanda-i think we should have a drink or two
Yolanda-after ISW
Track Name: Referee's Lament
I am licensed by the state
and you may not think I am great
But I wear the stripes that means
I'm in charge
I'm not here to boost egos
or live large
And you may not agree with my calls
like my very close pin falls
but I saw the shoulder
I saw him kick out
i'm just doing my job
no need to shout

And I see you
with your hands around his throat
backed into the corner
on the ropes....

And I can see the look in your eyes
you're about to tell me I've got till five
welI know the fucking rules
and you are breaking them

I'm here to call it like a shoot
and to check inside your boots
for a weapon or two
maybe some brass knucks
or a roll of quarters
stuffed inside your trunks
and if your outside to long
I will count till the crack of dawn
but when I hit 10
that means you are fucked
or anyone else outside
doesn't matter who it was

and I see your foot
across his throat
even when your on your knees
when you say no

And I can see the look in your eyes
you're about to tell me I've got till five
welI know the fucking rules
and you are breaking them

we went to the same wrestling school
and we took car trips that would never end
and now suddenly since we're out here
please don't think that we're not friends

I don't agree with this black and white
but i love these vertical stripes
now i've taken my eye of the ball
everybody's in
this is mass choas
one out and one in
I know I'm not Tommy Young
Earl, Dave or the son
I just wanna let you know
I have done my best
My first name's not Kill
My first name is Chris

And I see you
with your hands around his throat
backed into the corner
on the ropes....

And I can see the look in your eyes
you're about to tell me I've got till five
welI know the fucking rules
and you are breaking them

And I can see the look in your eyes
you're about to tell me I've got till five
welI know the fucking rules
and you are breaking them

Oh I bet this is no surprise
you've got till the count of 5
cause i know the fucking rules
and you have broken them

Don't argue with me this time
or you'll get a big fat fine
about all the rules
that you have broken

this may be the last time
i'll be counting to 5
about the rule
and you breaking them

And I can see the look in your eyes
you're about to tell me I've got till five
welI know the fucking rules
and you are breaking them